When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

(Source: louisthrustingskills)

me to my friends: no, you are not as funny as me stop trying
*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you

you know what’s really weird? the fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like

(Source: niggapus)

mugg-le:

friends & hp combined into one?

mugg-le:

friends & hp combined into one?

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pantere:

Thigh gap? What’s that some type of chicken cut?

melata:

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

(Source: spnwhore)